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MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store. [Source]

ACTOR Tom Sizemore had been jailed for violating his probation after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake drug test results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said today. [Source]